David Lloyd

A bear, two bees, some birds, and other creatures meet at a tree and say hello until the rain begins and they say goodbye.

A little boy calls all animals "duck" and all vehicles "truck" until his grandmother gives him a little help.

After saving the world a few times, and beating the Devil and lung cancer in one go, John Constantine, the world's greatest magician, is finally starting to feel ahead of the game. Especially with the reappearance in his life of a woman named Kit Ryan. Now, between investigations of a grisly serial murderer and strategies against the Lord of Hell, there's time for a proper booze-up and a few days to recover. But it's too good to last.

Poor Rene'. He is having a most difficult war, made no easier by the fact that he keeps getting his sausage stuck into all kinds of tight places! First, the Communists kidnap Rene's sausage.

René Artois is a man on the run. Acting as a pawn for the French Resistance, he spends his days running from the Gestapo, the Generals, and naturally, from all of the women who desperately yearn for his affection.

Rene's war is getting more difficult as he spends time in a prisoner of war camp with his wife and both mistresses. There are 2 airmen tunneling into the camp and his mother in law is in charge of his liquor cellar.